Welcome To Delusional.

This is your official initiation pack.
Crushes. Spirals. Book boyfriends. Emotional damage. Come on in — the water’s full of red flags.

Certified Delusional Credentials

The spiral that broke the group chat (and me).

This is what happens when your favorite romcom boyfriend grows up, joins the CIA, and shows up in a hoodie like an emotional ghost.

Meet Xander Miller. Smart smart-mouthed lawyer who’s hot enough to ruin your concentration, and very good at fake dating.

My debut rom-com Bed Chemistry is out December 9, 2025.

If you loved anything you just read, you’re going to want this man in your life.

👉 Pre-Order Bed Chemistry Here

These are the dispatches that define the experience. Start with any one — or binge all of them like a feral little raccoon.

The one where I ranked fictional men and nearly caused an inbox riot.

A chaotic awards show judged by vibes, horniness, and emotional damage.
If you’ve ever thought “he’s awful but I love him,” this one’s for you.

The one where I scientifically proved ripped jeans and black coffee are sex symbols.

A detailed breakdown of what makes a fictional man worth spiraling over. Comes with categories, examples, and unprovoked thirst.