Every single word you write sends a message.
Put your life on the line.
Write your new reality.
Live like a boss.
WAYS FOR YOU TO SCREW THE STOCK STANDARD:
When there’s no way in hell you’ll write the words.
When it’s time to learn how to write to sell, while sounding like you.
THE COFFEE BREAK
When you’re about to throw in the towel, come read the book.
And For The Love Of Writing
Get messy. Make mistakes.
In terrible handwriting.
Thick black lines and chicken scratch.
Rip out the pages. Who cares.
Get it out of your head and onto the page.
No pressure. Just paper.
That's What She Said
So I fell off the face of the twitterverse and landed IRL. I'm back.
So, who the hell is Elizabeth?
Comedian making all this up.
For the ones who're 50 shades of jade with advice filled with shoulds.
Welcome to your safe house, free from rules + regulations, and filled with middle fingers firmly pointed at the stock standard.
Bring your coffee + your corporate hangover, I'll bring the words.
Subscribe now to stay sane.
When there’s no way in hell you’ll write the words. I will. As the CEO + Creative Copywriter of The Copy Word, I specialise in writing websites + welcome email series for entrepreneurs who have better things to do, like run their empire, than tinker with text all day. That's my job.
When it’s time to learn how to write to sell, while sounding like you. Because newsflash: your copy will sell your offerings every time. Copy is everything. It starts with your message. And it finishes with HOW you say it, and the words you USE. And I can teach you how.
THE COFFEE BREAK
When you’re about to throw in the towel, come read the book. Forget about a recipe for success. There's. No. Such. Thing. At least, that's what Elizabeth McKenzie – lover of boys, jump-starter of her own career, and all-around average woman – has discovered. This is her coming-of-age story. The one where she transforms into the loud-mouthed, semi-successful, semi-hot, self-important adult she is today.
For the confused, deluded + clueless. You’re in the right place.
My promise: fuck the online formulas that don’t fit your personality. because No one puts baby in the corner!
Choose your own adventure.
I suck at selling myself, my services + my world’s work.
I’m so sick of the words coming out of my mouth. Boring. Bland. Blah.
I think you’re fucking hilarious and I’ve always wanted to be part of a crew.