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I COULD WRITE SOMETHING WANKY LIKE UNLEASH THE WRITER WITHIN, BUT I’M NOT ONE FOR CIRCLE JERKING.

THERE is NO TAGLINE.

EITHER YOU’RE IN OR OUT.

IF YOU'D RATHER ROLL OVER AND DIE THAN KEEP ANOTHER WORD INSIDE YOU, READ ON.
 


*Elizabeth takes a swig of the finest bourbon $80 can buy, extends arm out to you*

Here, it’s your turn. Swig it. 

I get it. Writing is scary. Baring your soul onto the page is terrifying. People will stare.

Bourbon is your best friend.

And so is this swag.

Because you're one of us now:

A WRITE OR DIE RIDER

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A writer does one thing that no other does:

She writes.

Every damn day.

 

So, why aren’t you writing?

*crickets… followed by a fuck full of excuses*

 

Guess What?

Everyone's talking. No one's writing. 

 

Except US.

Don’t die with your words inside you.


 
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The Limited Edition Writer's Swag Stationery Bag.

Plus

The Screw-Your-Excuses 30 Day Writing Course To Get You Showing Up On The Page + Taking Names. 

 


What You Get:

👚t-shirt
📖Moleskine journal
☕️mug
✏️pencils
🗒sticky notes
🎊🎉🎈+ a few surprises

 

PLUS THE 30 day writing course:

You'll get an email sent to your inbox every day for a month all focussed on getting you to show up on the page and write your dreams alive. 



And sign a blood oath to show up and do the work.

All sales are final. Just like your writing being a done deal. Finally.

Your swag bag will be shipped within 4 weeks. 


The Swag

The T-Shirt:

Wear it like you mean it. Make a statement. You’re in this forever. It’s your ride or die. It’s your life. Make sure the world knows it. Keep yourself inspired. Wear it proud. You’re a writer and the world now knows it.

The Paperback Journal:

Get messy. Make mistakes. In terrible handwriting. Thick black lines and chicken scratch. Rip out the pages. Who cares. Get it out of your head and onto the page. No pressure. Just paper. Show it off at that hipster cafe. 

The Sticky Notes: 

From brain to page. Verbal diarrhoea. The brain dump. Write down the shit. Throw it out. Those words that suck? Toss them. The to-do list that says: just fucking write. Tick that box, toss and celebrate.

The Mug: 

Liquid Courage. Coffee, tea or bourbon. Works well with wine + bourbon when you need something a little more serious for liquid courage. Take the sip, get writing.

The Pencil:

Be ruthless. Words that don’t work. Rub them out. They’re just words. Pluck them out of thin air and turn into something incredible, or shitty. Depends the day. The shit doesn’t have to shit all over your day. Rub them out. Goodbye.

The Bag: 

Pack the bag, go sit in the pub with a pint + whip your words into a tipsy-frenzy. It's got everything you need to just fucking write.

THE COURSE:

Because you're not going another day without writing. Not on my watch. You're write or die now. The blood oath has been signed. This email course will have you showing up for 30 days writing. Because you know what a writer does? She writes. 


The only difference between me and you right now?

 

I write everyday. 

I show up everyday. 

I've built a habit + discipline of writing.

I know writing. 

I write emails and blog posts and copywriting for clients to the tune of 5 figure word counts every week.

So writing is my gig.

My jam.

Stop doing what everyone else is doing with their all talk and no action + join me with this rad AF stationery to help you make writing your gig. Your jam.

 

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The only thing you really need to do is WRITE.

Write shit words.

Write more shit words.

And then underneath that steaming pile of shit?

You’ll find GOLD.

 

*Leprechaun not included - because leprechauns don’t exist, and what I’m talking about is real gold. Like your book. 


WRITE OR DIE INCLUDES:

Your one of 50 limited edition personally designed writer's swag bag including: t-shirt / Moleskine journal / mug / pencils / sticky notes + a few more surprises. 

The 30 day email course focussed on getting you to show up on the page and write your dreams alive. 


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WHO SHOULD BECOME A WRITE OR DIE RIDER? 

ENTREPRENEURS:  

Having a book is like your passport to being an authority in your industry. Want to be the one the press call for a quote? Want to be the person who can charge premium rates?  Your book is your golden ticket.

WANNABE CREATIVES:  

Are you a super shit draw-er, just like me? Can’t sketch a stick figure to save your life, but need a little creative injection into your life? Writing is your thang. You just don’t know it yet. You don’t need crazy skills to write. All you gotta do is show up and put one letter in front of the other. With my prompts and tips, you’ll actually start to put sentences together that make sense. And soon enough, you’ll have written a freaking book. How’s that for creative?

BLOGGERS: 

Want your blog to attract hundreds and thousands of viewers so you can sell from it?  Do you show up for a month of writing, and then 3 months go by and you haven’t written a word - only to sit down at your laptop in your hipster cafe and nothing exciting comes out? You need this. You need support and accountability to show up and write. Daily. Write your blog posts, get your reach, make your mark. 

ANYONE: 

EVERY FUCKING PERSON who has something worth saying should sign up to this. 

Yes, you in the corner who’s secretly reading this page thinking I can’t write because I don’t have a blog or a business or any idea of what I would even write about. And what about HOW?!?! 

THIS IS FOR YOU.


And for the love of bourbon,

 

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And sign a blood oath to show up and do the work.

All sales are final. Just like your writing being a done deal. Finally.

Your swag bag will be shipped within 4 weeks.