I COULD WRITE SOMETHING WANKY LIKE UNLEASH THE WRITER WITHIN, BUT I’M NOT ONE FOR CIRCLE JERKING.
THERE’S NO TAGLINE.
EITHER YOU’RE IN OR OUT.
IF YOU'D RATHER ROLL OVER AND DIE THAN KEEP ANOTHER WORD INSIDE YOU, READ ON.
*Elizabeth takes a swig of the finest bourbon $80 can buy, extends arm out to you*
Here, it’s your turn. Swig it.
I get it. Writing is scary. Baring your soul onto the page is terrifying. People will stare.
Bourbon is your best friend.
And so is this crew.
Welcome to write or die. Your 30 Day
A writer does one thing that no other does:
Every damn day.
So, why aren’t you writing?
*crickets… followed by a fuck full of excuses*
But there’s so much competition. I mean, every man and his dog has a blog. Everyone I know has a story they want to write, and everyone has the potential to be a writer.
EVERYONE’S TALKING. NO ONE’S WRITING.
Don’t die with your book inside you.
Write Or Die
Don’t be like everyone else. Do death differently.
With your book buried beside you.
WRITE OR DIE RIDERS GET:
The only difference between me and you right now?
I write everyday.
I show up everyday.
I've built a habit + discipline of writing.
I know about writing.
I write emails and blog posts and copywriting for clients to the tune of 5 figure word counts every week.
So writing is my gig. My jam.
Technically, I’ve got the goods.
I studied media and communications (alongside marketing) at university.
Then I went ahead and went back to university to become a Speech Pathologist. Yep, I’m a trained speech pathologist would could legit fix your stutter or your lisp.
My writing track record:
// Running a full time business all from my words.
// Written 5 eBooks.
// Written multiple blog posts a week for well over 3 years.
// Write well into the thousands of words per day.
// Take writing masterclasses to hone the skills that pay my bills.
// Written a book self published on Amazon
// Wrote a pilot
HERE’S THE BIGGEST THING I LEARNT FROM IT ALL:
The only thing you really need to do is WRITE.
Write shit words.
Write more shit words.
And then underneath that steaming pile of shit?
You’ll find GOLD.
*Leprechaun not included - because leprechauns don’t exist, and what I’m talking about is real gold. Like your book.
What does having your book written mean to you?
SMELL THE SWEET AND EARTHY PAGES.
FLICK THROUGH FROM FRONT TO FINAL PAGE.
PUT IT IN THE STACK OF BOOKS ON YOUR BEDSIDE TABLE BY THE AUTHORS YOU ADMIRE.
You. An author.
All because you showed up to write.
Every day. For a year.
Attention: Your book is slowly dying inside of you.
CLICK HERE TO RESUSCITATE
SO, WHO CAN BE A RIDER?
Entrepreneurs: Having a book is like your passport to being an authority in your industry. Want to be the one the press call for a quote? Want to be the person who can charge premium rates? Your book is your golden ticket.
Wannabe Creatives: Are you a super shit draw-er, just like me? Can’t sketch a stick figure to save your life, but need a little creative injection into your life? Writing is your thang. You just don’t know it yet. You don’t need crazy skills to write. All you gotta do is show up and put one letter in front of the other. With my prompts and tips, you’ll actually start to put sentences together that make sense. And soon enough, you’ll have written a freaking book. How’s that for creative?
Bloggers: Want your blog to attract hundreds and thousands of viewers so you can sell from it? Do you show up for a month of writing, and then 3 months go by and you haven’t written a word - only to sit down at your laptop in your hipster cafe and nothing exciting comes out? You need to be in this crew. You need support and accountability to show up and write. Daily. Write your blog posts, get your reach, make your mark.
Anyone: This is a total online business no-no, but ya know, fuck the rules. EVERY FUCKING PERSON who has something worth saying should sign up to this.
Yes, you in the corner who’s secretly reading this page thinking I can’t write because I don’t have a blog or a business or any idea of what I would even write about. And what about HOW?!?!
This is for you.
The warning signs your book is fading:
You recently read a blog post and thought: Fuck, I was going to write that. That bitch got there first, even though it was YOUR idea. Yeah, well, that bitch actually sat her ass down and wrote. And didn’t give a shit about not having enough time or <enter your excuse here>. She showed up and wrote your blog post.
DON’T LET THAT HAPPEN FOR YOUR BOOK.
WRITE OR DIE.
YOU’RE EITHER IN, OR YOU’RE OUT.
WRITE OR ROLL OVER AND DIE.
I'M A WRITER.
All sales are final. Just like your book being finished. Finally.